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I admit that I'm not a coffee drinker, I rather drink milk than coffee. I don't like anything about it, its smell, its colour and especially its bitter taste. It makes me dizzy and want to vomit. But that don't stop me  from sharing with you guys about the most expensive coffee in the world, Kopi Luwak. I guess some of you might have heard it before from somewhere else, but do you know where it originally comes from?

The regular coffee is enough to make me feels sick, but this coffee is far worse than that. I don't understand why it becomes the most expensive coffee in the world. It originates from the coffee beans that eaten by civets and people will collect its shit to produce the coffee. You heard me right, it comes from SHIT!!!! Scientist said that the enzyme inside the civet's stomach has turned the coffee bean's taste, and that makes it special. I'm not going to explain to you guys about the science hocus pocus, too lazy for that.

 Civet's poop! I smell money! ($.$)

I rather swallow poison than drinking this shit. But because it's hard to find and possess unique taste it becomes very expensive. Its price tag start from USD 100-600 per pound. This civet's shit is so valuable and sometimes it can be up to USD 3000 for 'Vietnamese weasel coffee' (another Kopi Luwak variety). I can't believe that people pay huge amount of money for this pile of shit. But, hey! Do whatever makes you happy.