My View Is The Only One That Matters

Oh my, I don't know whether I need to feel angry or delightful. Here's the thing, my dear FB friend whose-name-could-not-be-mentioned told me that there's a guy envied me for being too close with her.  No, people! My friend isn't Lord Voldemort, get it? Back to the story, I feel it's funny since I've never met her in real life, we only talk and communicate via FB and phone. Furthermore, I don't have anything that other people have to be envied about, I'm not handsome, rich, smart, or charming.

I'm not angry or sad either, personally I don't give a damn, for real! It's good that other people being jealous at me, because it means I've got something that he doesn't has. In your face loser!